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Beggars Busted: Trump Throws Europe's War Junkies Off The Gravy Train

Karma strikes for Starmer, Zelensky and NATO

Mar 02, 2025
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Last week I showed readers some English half-wits posing for selfies with a life-size cardboard cut-out of the Ukranian president. This week England’s Half Wit-in-Chief Kier Starmer is clutching the real Zelensky for the cameras, looking every bit as dumb. These two images -the iconic stupidity of electors and the elected- make perfect bookends for the story of the most pointless and bloody disaster of the 21st century. With the curtain falling on NATO’s vanity war with Russia, first Starmer and then Zelensky knocked on the White House door, to rattle their begging bowls. 3000 miles from home, ushered into Trump’s presence, neither had a clue that humiliation and mockery were waiting. Given the bums rush they so richly deserved, the world’s press gaped as the deflated duo sought comfort in each other’s arms. Various front pages would depict them locked in that eager ten-fingered embrace that Kier Starmer seems to find irresistible at close quarters with any male in his vicinity.

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