Fascism Thriving in Hateful Scotland

Hail Humza! Shaft Thy Neighbour!

My countrymen gave the world the telephone, the combustion engine, tarmac roads and television, how’s that for innovation? Oh, but there’s more. As of Monday April 1st, Scotland is the official, global headquarters of prosecutable thoughtcrime. But like all brilliant Scottish inventions, this one streaks way beyond the possible into the realms of magic. King Yousaf of Palestinia has decreed that from tomorrow onwards, the thought-crime you commit is born in somebody else’s head. If they think you have hate in your mind, you are guilty -end of story.

Because there must be a title for every drop of bile erupting from the ulcerated belly of the SNP, this year’s runaway winner in the Crazy Law olympics is called The Hate Crime and Public Order Act. A better name would be